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So, I convinced my music teacher for the class to play Viva La Vida! I play trumpet, and so does this other girl who sits beside me, who is my "acquaintance." This was our conversation:

Me: ASDFGHJKL! I'M SO HAPPY WE GET TO PLAY VIVA LA VIDA! I LOVE COLDPLAY SO MUCH ASDFGHDSJKGHLJ! AREN'T YOU HAPPY?
Acquaintance: Sure, but I don't even know the song.
Me: What do you mean you don't know the song? You've never heard Viva La Vida? You're joking, that's funny. No seriously, you're kidding right?
Acquaintance: Nope.
Me: Well then, what's your favourite Coldplay song?
Acquaintance: I don't even know who they are.
Me: um wut... You probably know them and know their songs, but just don't know what they're called or who's it by! Do you know Yellow?
Acquaintance:
Me: Fix You?
Acquaintance:
Me: The Scientist?
Acquaintance:
Me: CLOCKS?
Acquaintance:
Me: PARADISE?!
Acquaintance:
Me: Don't ever talk to me again.
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28/02/12 @ 04:22pm
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27/02/12 @ 09:50pm

HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
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@ 09:48pm
At the midnight premiere.

Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
officialkrystel:

cuntatron:

STAWP BEING SO SEXY. OMG UNF.

officialkrystel:

cuntatron:

STAWP BEING SO SEXY. OMG UNF.

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